|Here's lookin at you , kid!|
|Ignore him, he might go away|
The Collared Doves do a relatively genteel: "U-ni-ted! U-nit-ed! U-ni-ted! U-ni-ted!"
The Woodpigeon's usual chant goes more like: "Do TWO coos, Paddy! Do TWO coos, Paddy!"
No wonder the missus looks like she doesn't want anybody telling her how many coos to do!
|"Better spruce myself up...oooh! Where's me head gone?"|
Lots of preening went on. Nobody seemed all that impressed.
|Right, blow this for a game of soldiers, I'm legging it!|