Sunday, 9 April 2017
House Sparrow: *drums toes*
Blackbird: Splish, splash, I was taking a bath!
House Sparrow: *tries to look away as if he's not that bothered*
Blackbird: I'm forever blowing bubbles...
House Sparrow: Mate! Have a little word with yourself! You're holding up the bathroom queue!
Blackbird: You all right over there, Spadge?
House Sparrow: Wash under your armpits, then scarper, won't you?
Blackbird: Hang on! I've lost the soap!
House Sparrow: Whatever! I'll try the next garden!